Congrats to our friends from the "land" for finally overcoming the Cleveland Curse! Lebron, you have been more fun to watch than a dwarf trying to use a urinal. Thanks for giving the internet so much to work with:
Just when you thought the Cavs couldn't get any better, then you see these two goons:
Lebron - not sure how you were able to keep things moving (even with Uncle Drew) with this squad but congratulations as you are clearly a wizard. Can't wait for the city of Cleveland to give you the keys so you can turn that short bus around for the better!
Today is a day for cowboys. Because it's America dammit. Let's tip our 10 gallon hats to our favorite cowboys ever: Cowboy Cerrone, Johnny Depp, The Duke, Sam Elliott, Kid Rock, and Snoop. Ride or die cowboys! #CowboyUp #DudeAbides
If you're looking for a glorious way to celebrate Cowboy Day 2016, we recommend you download the following videos (safe for work btw) of Stoney aka The Real American Cowboy aka Hip-Shot Jones
Is this seriously what we've come to? As Americans, we've stood by and let this happen: we're now going to have a choice between: (A) a Cheetos-colored reality star or (B) an Ex-President's SIDE-bitch....#Lewinksy4Life
When layering these two potential POTUS candidates, you'll see they share an eerie resemblance. Welcome to the Darth Vader generation....
This has no Science no grammar and little punctuation.
Not because I don't care but because I don't give a fuck.
I listen to the "gut" felling In have and it tells me this universe is fucked.
Enjoy the air you breathe and look up at the stars.
Do you think that shit is real? Hell no.
There is a greater spirit a God if you will.
He will guide you if you listen.
What is the point of this?
Just to let you know how my brain thinks.
Other than that it is quite pointless to most.
But let your soul glow every day.
You will find love, happiness, and pile of shit along the way.
Enjoy that too.
Just be yourself
Cliche yes, but so is saying cliche after saying something cliche.
I love you,
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A monumental discovery occurred early yesterday morning as paleontologists uncovered the bones for the elusive, yet highly debated, Durasoraus. The Durasoraus, aka Dura-Dura, was believed to have only existed in what is now modern China; however, the bones were dug up under an overpass in Tampa, Florida. Dura-Dura's are believed to be the loudest of all dinosaurs with an unquenchable thirst for duck butter. More to follow on this exciting development....
Here's a fresh tip: listen to this freestyle and don't get kicked by a Zorse (half horse, half zebra).
$TONEY'S BACK!!! He officially is done making trips to West Africa to cure Ebola with his life-saving blood. Yes, the same blood that cured polio. Squirty!
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