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A monumental discovery occurred early yesterday morning as paleontologists uncovered the bones for the elusive, yet highly debated, Durasoraus. The Durasoraus, aka Dura-Dura, was believed to have only existed in what is now modern China; however, the bones were dug up under an overpass in Tampa, Florida. Dura-Dura's are believed to be the loudest of all dinosaurs with an unquenchable thirst for duck butter. More to follow on this exciting development....
Here's a fresh tip: listen to this freestyle and don't get kicked by a Zorse (half horse, half zebra).
$TONEY'S BACK!!! He officially is done making trips to West Africa to cure Ebola with his life-saving blood. Yes, the same blood that cured polio. Squirty!
Oh snap son! Looks like $toney Jones' alter-ego, J-Will aka White Chocolate, has been making a few waves in the pro-am in Orlando. $toney learned everything he knows about hoops from the hands of senor chocolate blanco. From elbow passes, to no looks, $toney owes his hoop life to this crazy cracker...wait, are they brothers?
Here's our boy White Chocolate showcasing his skills at a recent event (note: listen to the very first line of the video, total $toney) -->
We are pleased to announce that $toney Jones Vol. 1 ("$toney's On Fire") has been located from deep within the Smithsonian vaults and they've been restored for all mankind.
There are so many incredible reasons to love Texas...giant donuts, funny accents, Mark Cuban, Mexican food, and the list goes on. However, one thing stands out above the rest in the great state of Texas. Rednecks, of course.
You've undoubtedly been scratching your head wondering, "Gee willikers, why does today's music suck?" Well my friends and fellow humanoids, $toney Jones has come to the rescue once again. We'll hold for your applause...
Happy Belated Turkey Day! $toney Jones has been busy filming a new music video...here it is for your viewing pleasure:
YOU CAN ALSO VIEW THE HD VERSION HERE: http://vimeo.com/81103714
"If you want to be the best, you have to learn from the best." - Stoney Jones
Ipso facto, Bob's your uncle. That's right you debutantes it's time for some straight up language lessons from $toney Jones. If you have never heard of the L-Language or seen it in action, prepare to be shocked, awed, but mostly aroused.