"And I'm getting getting getting grumpy"

Well, it's Friday which means a few things for the stoneyjones.com editorial team:

1) Pants will not be worn for the following 3 days.
2) Beers will be cracked at the stroke of 5pm EST today.
3) Bacon & NASCAR will make an appearance within 36 hours
4) At some point over the weekend, someone will curse the sun and/or moon.
5) And last, but certainly not least, Chinese food will be consumed at least thrice times.

To celebrate the most crucial part of the weekend, enjoy this tasty dish (best served drunk) --