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 Soulja Boy is again my hero. Best rapper ever? Probably not. Coolest rapper ever? Maybe after tweetering this baller pic over the weekend. I've heard of pre-drinking before a sporting event or concert, but Souljaboy is taking pre-smoking for 4/20 to the NEXT level!!! From all of us here at stoneyjones.com, we salute you - DeAndre Cortez.
Roll 'em, roll 'em, roll em', Stoney 'Krazy' Jones Haters gonna hate...I guess. The following clip from youtube was posted in response to my escapades as America's next big eater. I think I'm more offended by this guy's hair than I am of his attempt at eating a burger. I don't know about you America, but this dude kinda looks like he might still wear the crown he was given for being king at prom. -Flatulate & Congratulate Stoney 'Hip-Hop-Lobotomy" Jones Adam Richman, Kobayashi, and Joy Chestnut should all start stretching their stomachs, cause $toney 'Jabba The Hut' Jones is making his way through the competitive eating ranks. In various contests across this great nation, I've conquered king-sized donuts, I've destroyed hundreds of wings, and I've even a few pounds of wet dog. Below is my most recent application into the Gluttons Hall of Fame: Back by popular demand is another one of my random poems. Enjoy. Or die...just kidding. Peace, Love and Hippiness, Stoney 'Elephant Crotch' Jones One More for Jameson Jameson, where is my cup of tea? I'm thirsty asshole, give some to me. Once again I'm stuck & I cannot move. Who are you "Mr. E=MC squared"? Guess you're someone who has never been dared. Blah blah blah your talking is putting me on edge, I will fight you, for this I do pledge!!! What, where is my walkie-talkie? How can we communicate when you're a horse jockey?!? This will never work. Never I tell you! My place smells of burnt leaves and dust. I have a picture of you disfigured and full of crust. Back? Never, go too far ahead. I have made it now I will sleep in this bed.  |
