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Popcorn Wednesday!!!!!!

9/19/2012

 
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Call me old fashioned. Or just call me old. Either way, what ever happened to the good ole days??? I remember being in elementary school and being surprised with random Popcorn Days. We'd all line up and head to the library for some nice 25-cent bags of popped corn.  We also were fortunate enough to usually have someone read us a story during that time as well which was like the olive in our proverbial martini. So what, now that we're adults and we have jobs we no longer get these weekly perks?!? Well, I only have one thing to say to that....
HOGWASH!!!!!
Pure, hogwash.  I hated school (and still do, standard), but having these little surprises during the week was what prevented me from punching my teacher in the baby maker.  No, I'm not brining this up just to talk about popcorn, instead I'm hoping that I/you/us/we/everyone can start something new in our great capitalistic wheel of chaos.  We should each request at our respective jobs, schools, etc, to bring these random 'bonus days' back into our lives.   I mean, how sweet would it be to have 'Hat Days' or even 'Free Bubble-Gum Days' back in your life?!?  I know that for me, I am getting misty just thinking about it.  So, today I ask each of you to go out and ask your bosses/teachers/principals/CEO's/Whatevers to bring these fantastical days back.  What I wouldn't do for a nice 'Backwards Monday'....those were the days.  Remember how happy we were back in the day?

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Enjoy some popcorn today.
Stoney 'Knickerbocker' Jones

That was one crazy stretch of PMS

9/19/2012

 
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The past month has been like my real life Hunger Games. Only in my world, I didn't have Peeta to hold my hand.  Let's just start by saying I got into fisticuffs with a stop sign, my entire collection of slacks went missing, my cat (Pepe) decides to pee in my shoes, I found out that Randy Jackson is straight (allegedly), and to top it all off, I came down with Yexalitis.  Yexalitis, for you non-PHD readers, is a rare disorder where you sneeze each time you blink. Yeah, total suckfest for me.  I figure it must be some sort of PMS for dudes. I just couldn't catch a break.  At least from now on, I'll be able to completely 100% empathize with women each time they talk about cramps, bloating, and migraines.  Ok, well maybe not. 
Peace Up, T-Town Down,
$toney 'Danny Glover Jr" Jones

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