Claude, here weeth some sooper helpful teeps for you dis summer! You can thank me later!
Not a good look baldy mcfatcrack. Only the gentleman in the red hat (David Beckham) is allowed to wear those in public.
Trust me, when I tell you that Claude the Duck is all for body art, but this is a bit reediculous. Nothing says, "I want attention" more than this. So, if you want to get inked, do so responsibly. Otherwise, you'll end up like this guy...
Manee of you guys and gurls will be going to concerts this summer, and I want to remind you that Claude the Duck has a few rules for you concerts go-ers:
#1 Don't pee where you're standing
#2 Don't take off your shoes (even if you're outside -- see #1)
#3 Remember to drink plenty of fluids
#4 Do your best not to get caught dancing on video as your white ass will more than likely end up on youtube.
#1 Don't pee where you're standing
#2 Don't take off your shoes (even if you're outside -- see #1)
#3 Remember to drink plenty of fluids
#4 Do your best not to get caught dancing on video as your white ass will more than likely end up on youtube.
