The following is a short story (of sorts) written by $toney 'Abney' Jones...enjoy you damn hippie liberals...
"Hey Bobby!" yelled his boss from the top of the stairs, "we need you back up here these kids are hu-un-gry and the pizzas aren't going to cook themselves. Hyuck hyuck," his boss chuckled. "AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" Bobby screamed into his towel then he took a couple deep breaths and went back up to the kitchen. Then, out of nowhere Donny comes up behind Bobby in his brand new mouse costume and says, "Hey hey there Bobby turn that frown upside down and get those pizzas going...theses kids are hu-un-gry!" Bobby snapped..."FUUUUCK YOU!!" He punched Danny in the face spinning the mouse head of the costume around.
"I am supposed to be the mouse, not YOU!" Bobby shouted. Meanwhile the ordeal spilled out into the dining area where the kids are now screaming but not because they're having fun, they are screaming now because Bobby has gone completely nuts and just punched their lovable big fluffy mouse in the face. Bobby rips the head of the mouse costume off and runs out the door screaming out random words like someone you would see holding a sign saying 'will work for food' on the side of the road.
As Bobby is yelling and screaming running up and down the sidewalk, Danny begins chasing him. Once Danny catches up, he tackles Bobby to the ground. Motioning to the mouse head, Danny says: "I believe that's mine. I earned it." As Danny begins to walk back to the restaurant he turns back looks at Bobby all dirty and scraped and says, "Hey Bobby you will never be the head mouse cause you're too much of a pussy."