BREAKING NEWS: Scientists Make a HUGE Discovery

A monumental discovery occurred early yesterday morning as paleontologists uncovered the bones for the elusive, yet highly debated, Durasoraus. The Durasoraus, aka Dura-Dura, was believed to have only existed in what is now modern China; however, the bones were dug up under an overpass in Tampa, Florida. Dura-Dura's are believed to be the loudest of all dinosaurs with an unquenchable thirst for duck butter. More to follow on this exciting development....