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Community College (A Lesson In Humility)

2/13/2012

 
Wow, where do I begin?  As I embark upon the final stages of a solid decade of community college, I am forced to take a look back at all that has gone on during the past 10 glorious years...

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I've transfered 4 different times. I'm a firm believer in a broadening my horizons.
• I've had to perform or be a part of 8 pet burials. Moppins, I'll miss you the most.
• I did a stint in jail
• hd tvs were born
• friends got married
• It's Always Sunny was born
• MySpace became the coolest place online
• MySpace became the lamest place online
• friends got divorced
• friends received promotions
• friends received severance packages
• The ALMIGHTY Facebook became hugely popular with kids, adults and even some tech-saavy senior citizens (way to go Grammy!)



In another 6 short months, I'll finally graduate with my two-year degree barring any setbacks from my pre-algebra course. Fingers crossed. Consider me a poor man's Van Wilder. Soooo when I do get my degree of excellence, expect the biggest damn party of 2012. I'll bring the bongos, you bring the stuffed gazelle, marmalade and duck butter.

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