a pharmaceutical factory. If Fancy Joe's
Bracket holds true to
form (which you and I know it won't) I have a few picks that will surely stick like butter on a breakfast roll. Click on Joe's Sexy Mug to see his current bracket and to follow along with my strategic analysis.
East not the beast Region-
Overall opinion- This region is weaker than Nancy Drew's spaghetti sauce.
Upset Alert- Bucknell over Marquette in the second round.
Region winner- although I really like UNLV and, going against all the I stand for, I unfortunately have to say Duke will win this one... :( It's ok though, every once in awhile, you got let the douchebags win something. Right France?
Midwest Swang Region-
Overall opinion- The Big dogs will fall early. That's right, Cody Zeller will NOT be playing more than 2 games this postseason. Which is good for 'Big Handsome' as this provides him with ample time to recreate the Battle of Bunker Hill with his metallic military figures. Go Joe!
Upset alert- Everyone is at risk! This region will make your bracket suck, unlike the other regions which will make it the best year ever for you.
Region winner- I'm gonna let it roll on New Mexico...via los lobos!
Dirrrty South Region-
Overall opinion- Listen to me I will not get one game wrong in the first two rounds of this region
Upset alert- In the 2nd round I like Cincy over Kansas and SLU over Wisconsin. Other than giant redheads & great cheese, is Wisconsin really good for anything?!?!
Region Winner-Saint Louis mang..(in my defense I said I'd only get the first two rounds right)
Overall opinion- Me also likey this region!
Upset alert- Villanova over VCU (but only if they still have Kerry Kittles) I also like Montana over Michigan, sorry Hardaway Jr but you still don't have your dad's killa crossovah.
Region Winner- Def not Gonzaga. Please tell me someone in this region will get the cajones to stab Kelly Olynyk in the face during a game...please.
Right meow my final four would be: Duke, New Mexico, Saint Louis, and Miami. With Saint Louis as the victor! And remember 60% of the time I'm right every time.
Keep the peace & grease the sheets,
Dr. Rufus T. Portroy
aka $toney Brackets&Balls Jones