You have always been my dearest friend as well as my muse. You were the inspiration behind my character 'JP Prewitt' in Zoolander. Your sense of style has always made me want to push myself to look better with each passing year. As you embark on your 29th year of pure sexual embodiment, I want you to know that you are like a panda; a great sense of power blended with harmonious wisdom. Thank you for being born as you make the world a better place. BORN!!!
Happy Birthday brother.
Dave 'Billy Boy' Duchovny"