Please take a few million off your personal salary next year and dish out some serious $$$ to get some REAL athletes in the dunk contest. I'm talking Kobe, Durant, B-Griffin, and that Baby-Back-Bitch Lebron. Hell, I'd like to see anyone from the all-star game (sans Kevin Love) compete in the dunk contest. I miss the days of MJ vs Dominique or even Vince vs T-Mac vs Stevie Franchise. I place ALL of the blame squarely on your fat portly shoulders. Stop ruining the greatest game on earth by letting these players be a bunch of overpaid, lazy, cocky, douche sacks.
$toney 'Mutha-Dunkin' Jones