It's pretty simple really. If you want to get chicks and/or dudes, you gotta look like George Blaha. Get your slacks pressed so they look extra sharp, hit the links for a few rounds and drink a dry-gin martini, then you'll be on your way to getting Blaha-ed. If you don't know who this sexy devil is, then go kill yourself. No, actually don't. Instead just move to Kuwait and leave us normal people alone. George, of course, is the famous voice of the Pistsons - when the Pistons were still good. So, get your reading glasses cleaned, go out and buy a slick tie and you'll be laying pipe like your name was Roto Rooter.
Next up, I wanted to show up and coming musicians what it takes to be a real star. Below is a video of the famous Bahaman, Wendell Johnson. Not only does he know how to dress, but he also knows how to croon. When was the last time you went up to a lady and said, "hey baby, how 'bout I croon for you?" She will undoubtedly reply with something about reenacting the Lion King with you. Trust me, I know from experience. Kick back with a frothy beverage and enjoy this tasty dish...
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