Jake was a normal man with a normal plan, only problem is Jake is no longer a man. He fell into the sand and became a shiny can. Yes, it can happen just ask Fran. See she went outside to get a tan, 10 minutes later she became a weather man named Dan. Dan was quiet with no friends at all, he liked to spend his days upside down hanging from the wall. Dan took a sledge hammer and smashed his knee cap as hard as he could. It started as a dare, his co-worker never thought he would. Dan now has all kinds of friends which he thinks is great. Only problem is Dan's left leg is now a metal plate. Timmy, Johnny, Billy, Courtney, Sarah, and Missy all played a little game called kissy kissy. Tim kissed Sarah, Sarah kissed Bill, Bill kissed Courtney behind the hill. Johnny left early before he could feel the thrill, for he had to go home early he had a wife to kill. So what happened to Jake's cats you ask? Well Johnny's wife was supposed to tend to them. And she died when Johnny killed her, so the cats starved to death.
In Memory of Sgt. Chubby Balboa
-Jake Slacks
In Memory of Sgt. Chubby Balboa
-Jake Slacks
