There you are, sitting in a quaint little Subway enjoying your 6" veggie sub and drinking a bottled water when all of the sudden...thump, thump, thump. A 450lb behemoth comes staggering in and what do they order? Two, that's right, TWO 12" Philly Cheesteaks! That is the definition of "screwing the pooch". Come on, if you're gonna make the effort to eat healthy, you actually have to follow through.
This brings us to the next infuriating concept: diet sodas. That'd be like eating a nice heaping of 'Heart-Healthy Lard". Just using the words Light or Lite in front of something does not mean that it is not full of sugars and/or fats.
Damn, all this talk has made me thirsty. Where did I put that Root Beer?
"Doctor says if I only drink 3 diet sodas a day, I'll be much healthier."
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Timmy's 1st heart attack is right around the corner! Yay for health!
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