My name is Constantine Sherill and I am extremely smart. I received my Diploma when I was 11 years old and my masters degree when I was 17. I have a robot that I invented when I was 13 and it does all of my laundry and cleaning. His name is Zeebax. It is safe to say you would be no match for me in a game of trivial pursuit nor would you be a match for me in a light saber duel. Once I tapped into the Orange County traffic center and made all the traffic lights change into a blinking yellow. Yeah, they were pretty upset it was a mess! I read the dictionary every single day and I'm also lactose intolerant. I have never had intercourse before, hence the reason I am sending you this email. I wanted to see if you wanted to meet up for a cup of Joe sometime soon. I could pick you up in my spaceship if you want, or we could ride bikes whatever would stimulate your endorphin glands more.
Call me I have a cell phone implanted in my left forearm. My number is 1. Yeah I had pull some strings to get that one ;)
You'r probably pretty turned on right now just learning about me I'm kind of excited too!
I sent you a pic, it's not the best, but you'll get the idea.
Heart You Always,