First things first, I'm a librarian in training - just thought you should know. Next, some people have confused me with the following: Owen Wilson, Justin Bieber, Justin Bieber's Dad, The Situation, and most recently, this guy:
Look, I'm not just claiming I'm the smartest/wittiest/most handsome man on earth, but come on, we all know that I am. For any haters, just remember I'm the one to thank for creating the printing press, transistor radios and of course, plastic. And hey, without plastic, you'd be forced to pour your shampoo into your hands from a dried out sheep's bladder. Yep, that's what they used to use in the Olden Days. Ahhh science. Now that I'm on the subject of science, I can't wait to eat some peanut butter cookies later.
Random thought - is it just me or do you also want to punch people in the face when you see them doing this:
Love. Live. Drink Heavily.