$toney: "Claude, what do you think of Khloe's outfit?"
Claude the Duck: "Khloe? You mean to tell me that this thing is human??!? At first glance, I thought someone had dressed up Bigfoot and took it shopping. Not a good look. Remember, before going out in public, always be sure and take the extra time to make sure you don't look like a missing link."
Claude the Duck: "Are you seeerious with dis guy? I am not 100% certain, but eet looks like he is trying to pull off a neck beard. I'm pretty sure neck beards were outlawed everywhere in the US, except in Wal-Marts, throughout Montana, and, of course, at Monster Truck Rallies."
Claude the Duck: "What is the situation we are in?"
$toney: "No, this guy's name is 'The Situation'. What do you make of his outfit on the red carpet?"
Claude the Duck: "Hees name is reeaally a situation?"
$toney: "Well, no that's just his nickname."
Claude the Duck: "Does he always walk like a pigeon?"
$toney: "Well...yeah, I'm pretty sure he does."
Claude the Duck: "Let's see...leather jacket over a pink shirt. That is something usually reserved for male strippers. If I didn't hate pigeons so much, I'd say not bad. But I do, so I think he looks an eeediot."