If you watch the NFL, then you already know, the Tampa Bay Bucs are 0-6 and they look terrible. Like so sick you can't get out of bed terrible. Well, don't worry my fellow Succaneer fans as I have the top 5 Reasons the Bucs will get their first win on Thursday. Once you read this you will have your faith restored in the Buccaneer nation.
4. Once I break the news to Cam Newton that I'm sleeping with his mother, he will have the worst game of his career.
3. I need at least 50pts from Vincent Jackson in order to have any chance of winning my fantasy
football matchup. So the Bucs are going to win a shootout.
2. In the locker room, I'm going to spread my good luck juice upon the Bucs before the big game.
1. I'm going to kidnap Coach Schiano and lock him a dungeon full of dragons. Whether it's coaching football or life in general, this guy sucks at it.
And I know Doug Martins out for the year but don't worry we just picked up Bobby Rainey. So with all that being said the final score will Tampa 49 Carolina 46.