If you watch the NFL, then you already know, the Tampa Bay Bucs are 0-6 and they look terrible. Like so sick you can't get out of bed terrible. Well, don't worry my fellow Succaneer fans as I have the top 5 Reasons the Bucs will get their first win on Thursday. Once you read this you will have your faith restored in the Buccaneer nation.
5. They have not lost yet this year on Thursday night. That's a no-brainier.
4. Once I break the news to Cam Newton that I'm sleeping with his mother, he will have the worst game of his career.
3. I need at least 50pts from Vincent Jackson in order to have any chance of winning my fantasy
football matchup. So the Bucs are going to win a shootout.
2. In the locker room, I'm going to spread my good luck juice upon the Bucs before the big game.
1. I'm going to kidnap Coach Schiano and lock him a dungeon full of dragons. Whether it's coaching football or life in general, this guy sucks at it.
And I know Doug Martins out for the year but don't worry we just picked up Bobby Rainey. So with all that being said the final score will Tampa 49 Carolina 46.
4. Once I break the news to Cam Newton that I'm sleeping with his mother, he will have the worst game of his career.
3. I need at least 50pts from Vincent Jackson in order to have any chance of winning my fantasy
football matchup. So the Bucs are going to win a shootout.
2. In the locker room, I'm going to spread my good luck juice upon the Bucs before the big game.
1. I'm going to kidnap Coach Schiano and lock him a dungeon full of dragons. Whether it's coaching football or life in general, this guy sucks at it.
And I know Doug Martins out for the year but don't worry we just picked up Bobby Rainey. So with all that being said the final score will Tampa 49 Carolina 46.
