The other night, while watching the boob-tube (aka YouTube's ugly cousin), my eyes were exposed to an overwhelming number of commercials. Some say there needs to be more truth in advertising and we completely agree. Enough is enough America, aren't you fed up with all of these bogus ads? We think it's time that advertising companies go with a more honest and direct route.
To give the MadMen of advertising a better idea of what we're talking about, we figured we'd provide a few suggestions of our own....
Coca-Cola: suggestion from The Enchantment
Currently: "Life begins here"
Instead: "Diabetes begins here" aka "please super size my insulin"
McDonald's:
First you get a catchy little jingle then..."I'm Lovin' It"
Instead, it should start with a few subtle fart noises followed by "I'm Shartin' It"
Kay Jewelers:
Commercials all end with 2 lovers embracing at the end of the commercial and we get
"Every Kiss Begins With Kay"
Instead, keep the 2 lovers embracing but add a cash register noise at the end and close with
"This is gonna cost $3-5k"
Nike:
"Just Do It"
Instead, how about "Ain't Worth It" Don't believe us? Look at these new shoes HERE
Folgers:
"Best part of waking up..." (high five yourself if you sang that in your head)
Instead, let's get real with it --> "Waking up sucks, but this helps"
Bud Light:
"Here We Go"
This current slogan has a positive undertone which makes no sense for sucking down some cheap BL's....so instead, "Beer Pong Approved" OR a more direct approach "Let's Get Sh**faced"
Wranglers:
"Real. Comfortable. Jeans."
Again, let's just get real with it --> "Room For Your Junk"
Toyota:
"Let's Go Places"
First off, in a Toyota, you're not going anywhere as you bought this solely to save on gas while you're stuck in traffic.
A more direct approach would've been --> "Made From Recycled Cans"
Currently: "Life begins here"
Instead: "Diabetes begins here" aka "please super size my insulin"
McDonald's:
First you get a catchy little jingle then..."I'm Lovin' It"
Instead, it should start with a few subtle fart noises followed by "I'm Shartin' It"
Kay Jewelers:
Commercials all end with 2 lovers embracing at the end of the commercial and we get
"Every Kiss Begins With Kay"
Instead, keep the 2 lovers embracing but add a cash register noise at the end and close with
"This is gonna cost $3-5k"
Nike:
"Just Do It"
Instead, how about "Ain't Worth It" Don't believe us? Look at these new shoes HERE
Folgers:
"Best part of waking up..." (high five yourself if you sang that in your head)
Instead, let's get real with it --> "Waking up sucks, but this helps"
Bud Light:
"Here We Go"
This current slogan has a positive undertone which makes no sense for sucking down some cheap BL's....so instead, "Beer Pong Approved" OR a more direct approach "Let's Get Sh**faced"
Wranglers:
"Real. Comfortable. Jeans."
Again, let's just get real with it --> "Room For Your Junk"
Toyota:
"Let's Go Places"
First off, in a Toyota, you're not going anywhere as you bought this solely to save on gas while you're stuck in traffic.
A more direct approach would've been --> "Made From Recycled Cans"
