On a recent road trip from Florida to Michigan, we saw license plates from a wide variety of states which got us thinking, "isn't it about time for us to update state mottos/slogans?" Most state mottos were created in the 1800's; a time when theaters didn't even exist. So yeah, maybe this is a good time to revamp those. Most people don't even know their state mottos, for yours click HERE.
Thank goodness, for Stoney Jones as we've already taken the time to update a handful of our personal faves. Want to see more? Leave a comment and let us know!
Current Motto: "The People Rule"...uhhh what?
Revamped Motto: "The Kansas for Pirates"
Current Motto: "I Have Found It"...this is a reference to the gold which was the original reason to invade
Revamped Motto: "Mexico, Reborn" OR "Fake Boobs & Real Tans, We Got That"
Current Motto: "Nothing Without The Deity"...pretty sure those hippies would not approve of this message.
Revamped Motto: "1st State To Get High" ;) OR "Bring Your Cheetos, Man"
Current Motto: "Liberty & Independence"
Revamped Motto: "Don't Bother Stopping"
Editorial Note - worst flag ever
Current Motto: "In God We Trust"...not even a small mention about NASCAR?!?
Revamped Motto: "Hot, Humid & Full of Snakes" OR "Birthplace of Wayne Brady"
Current Motto: "Let It Be Perpetual"
Revamped Motto: "More Than Just Potatoes" OR "Hide Here If You're Crazy"
Current Motto: "United We Stand, Divided We Fall"
Revamped Motto: "We All Carry Guns" OR "Moonshiners Paradise"
Current Motto: "If you seek a pleasant peninsula, look about you"...actually not bad, just needs a small tweak
Revamped Motto: "If you seek a pleasant peninsula, look about you...just ignore Detroit"
Current Motto: "All For Our Country" and "Battle Born"
Revamped Motto: "Vegas Baby"...seriously why else do you visit Nevada?
Current Motto: "Liberty and Prosperity"
Revamped Motto: "Fist-pumps and Spray Tans"
Current Motto: "She flies with her own wings"...for some reason this creeps us out
Revamped Motto: "Hugging Trees Since 1859" OR "Hairy Women Welcome"
Current Motto: "Mountaineers are always free"
Revamped Motto: "Teeth Are Overrated" OR "The Wal-Mart Mecca" OR as a shoutout to the Hill People -- "Shhhh...I Hear Banjos"