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That was one crazy stretch of PMS

9/19/2012

 
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The past month has been like my real life Hunger Games. Only in my world, I didn't have Peeta to hold my hand.  Let's just start by saying I got into fisticuffs with a stop sign, my entire collection of slacks went missing, my cat (Pepe) decides to pee in my shoes, I found out that Randy Jackson is straight (allegedly), and to top it all off, I came down with Yexalitis.  Yexalitis, for you non-PHD readers, is a rare disorder where you sneeze each time you blink. Yeah, total suckfest for me.  I figure it must be some sort of PMS for dudes. I just couldn't catch a break.  At least from now on, I'll be able to completely 100% empathize with women each time they talk about cramps, bloating, and migraines.  Ok, well maybe not. 
Peace Up, T-Town Down,
$toney 'Danny Glover Jr" Jones

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