I'm not gonna lie, that title has absolutely nothing to do with the following story. I just thought it was catchy.
Bud Light, suck one.
Stoney 'Sweatpants' Jones
Bud Light, suck one.
Stoney 'Sweatpants' Jones
Exhilirated
"I'm so exhilarated. Aren't you exhilarated? Oh man this is so exhilarating."
"Shut up Mikey. You act like you have never eaten a candy bar before."
"Yeah, but this candy bar is supposed to be the best candy bar in the whole wide world!!!"
"Damnit Mike, it's just some chocolate with some nuts and supposedly a little bit of that greenwood bark."
"Yeah, but its all the way from Amsterdam -- we are gonna be tripping our balls off here!!!"
"Yeah, yeah, I think you just wasted 100 dollars but whatever, let's chow down....hmmm, well it tastes like absolute crap that is for sure. Feel anything yet?"
"Nah, still feel the same except for the fact that there is a giant unicorn above your head."
"Yeah.........man oh man man man a man has a hand...Feel like playing in the woods?"
"Sure, but what about the evil troll Zeppy that lives out there?"
"Gosh I hate Zeppy. Let's stay down here in our magic castle that is made of cookies and lollipops."
"Whoa bud, you're flying high. Well, i just bought a pair of wings from that magical wizard behind you."
"Oh yeah?!? Well I'm gonna shoot you down with fire balls. Is it getting hot in here? haha....Sooo, yeah, let's get out of here so we can fend off Zeppy. Come on, there is only one of him and you can fly and I can shoot fire. Ok, let's go!"
"Whooooa it feels nice here but Zeppy is coming at us pretty fast and his eyes are shooting out red and blue lasers........look out run!!! Ouch!!! get off of me!!! That's cold! You're hurting me Zeppy!!"
"Oh Snicker farts Mikey. Zeppy just ate us and now I think we are in his stomach."
The End...
"Shut up Mikey. You act like you have never eaten a candy bar before."
"Yeah, but this candy bar is supposed to be the best candy bar in the whole wide world!!!"
"Damnit Mike, it's just some chocolate with some nuts and supposedly a little bit of that greenwood bark."
"Yeah, but its all the way from Amsterdam -- we are gonna be tripping our balls off here!!!"
"Yeah, yeah, I think you just wasted 100 dollars but whatever, let's chow down....hmmm, well it tastes like absolute crap that is for sure. Feel anything yet?"
"Nah, still feel the same except for the fact that there is a giant unicorn above your head."
"Yeah.........man oh man man man a man has a hand...Feel like playing in the woods?"
"Sure, but what about the evil troll Zeppy that lives out there?"
"Gosh I hate Zeppy. Let's stay down here in our magic castle that is made of cookies and lollipops."
"Whoa bud, you're flying high. Well, i just bought a pair of wings from that magical wizard behind you."
"Oh yeah?!? Well I'm gonna shoot you down with fire balls. Is it getting hot in here? haha....Sooo, yeah, let's get out of here so we can fend off Zeppy. Come on, there is only one of him and you can fly and I can shoot fire. Ok, let's go!"
"Whooooa it feels nice here but Zeppy is coming at us pretty fast and his eyes are shooting out red and blue lasers........look out run!!! Ouch!!! get off of me!!! That's cold! You're hurting me Zeppy!!"
"Oh Snicker farts Mikey. Zeppy just ate us and now I think we are in his stomach."
The End...
