Hi, my name is Constantine Sherill and I am extremely smart. I received my diploma when I was 11 and my masters degree when I was 17. When I was 13, I invented a robot to do all my laundry and cleaning. It is safe to say you would be no match for me in a game of trivial pursuit nor would you be a match for me in a light saber duel. Once, I tapped into the Orange County traffic center and made all the traffic lights change into a blinking yellow. Haha, yeah, they were pretty upset. It was a mess! I read the dictionary every single day and I'm also lactose intolerant. I have never had intercourse before, hence the reason I am sending you this email. I wanted to see if you wanted to meet up for a cup of Joe sometime soon. I could pick you up in my spaceship if you want or we could ride bikes whatever would stimulate your endorphin glands more.
Call me I have a cell phone implanted in my left forearm. My cell number is 1. Yeah I had to pull some strings to get that one ;)
You're probably pretty turned on right now just learning about me...I'm kind of excited too!
Below is my pic, it's not the best, but you'll get the idea.
Heart You Always, Constantine Sherill